Florida Water Blues by Twisted Teens

Some years ago, my shithead friends and I came up with a pejorative for a certain kind of top-hat-wearing, scat-talking, cemetery-lingering, accordion-playing raconteurs who are often found busking on street corners, singing songs about train hoppers, bayou ghosts, or whatever knock off voodoo magic pops into their skulls or that they managed to crib from […]

Sally By Holsman

When approaching a new record, nothing fills me with dread quite like the phrase “concept album.” This generally self-indulgent sub-genre brings to mind such sonic disasters as Kiss’s Music from “The Elder” (which, if VH1’s “Behind the Music”is to be believed, so disgusted guitarist Ace Frehley that, upon hearing the record, he destroyed his advance […]